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375: Trying to Pronounce “Nth Metal”

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This week, we’re playing one of our favourites: Comic Book Cards Against Humanity! You know how this works: one of us reads a “call” card with a blank space on it, and the other two try to fill in the blank with the funniest thing we can using our “response” cards. And we wrote all the cards, so it’s going to be gross, because we’re gross, gross people. Enjoy, won’t you? Enjoy it in video mode, even! Bam!

Oh, and hey! Here’s our codes! Sign up for Massive Decks, and then put these codes in to use our cards!
RXQ4J, 1EO3K, 1248W, LYQRV, L6D3P

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336: A Very Sticky Team-Up

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IT’S TIME FOR ADVENTURE! Join us for a very special episode as Kyle steps into the sweet spider-chair of Madame Web to guide us on a role-playing game called “SPIDER and MAN” (as found on the wilds of Reddit)! Merk becomes Sticky! Bry becomes Skull Spider! Two Spider-Men of the Spider-Verse, tasked with protecting the Cosmic Cube! But when just entirely too many Green Goblins and Hobgoblins and Demogoblins (oh my) come gliding out of the woodwork to capture the Cube and plunge the multiverse into chaos, can our mismatched duo of Spider-Dudes roll the right dice to save the day? There’s only one way to find out: listening to this episode! This sticky, webby episode.

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323: The Wizard Did It

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We made it! 2022! So what do we need to talk about?

A movie from last year, of course.

SPIDER-MAN:NO WAY JOSE…er….HOME

Spoiler alert, we’re diving head first and full on into this jam packed jammy movie. From fan service to brick catcher man, from a bevy of villains to Sad Happy to plot holes and things that fill em…. we’re on it.
Join Daddy Bry, Future Kyle and plain ol’ Merk for ‘The Wizard Did It!’
….. because he did. 

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310: The Goal was Always to Eat the Sandwich

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Hey, kids! You like them Squid Games, right? Battle Royale-type stuff? Well then, have we got an episode for you. Watch as our contestants battle over half a sandwich, karaoke, explaining the plot of Tenet, and more!

Plus, we’ve got a CharacterBREW, and news about Boba Fett, Ben Reilly, and…uh…Marvel enacting distribution deadline changes. Weird, wild stuff!

Just let the poor boy eat the sandwich, guys.

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271: Remy LeBeau’s Homemade Spicy Gumbo (and other cards against human decency)

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2020 is over, bay-bee! And to close out a gross year, let’s play a gross game: comic cards against humanity! And fair warning, this gets VERY raunchy very quickly. Not safe for work, or the kids, or anyone with their mind out of the gutter. Draw a card, and… LET’S GO! (And don’t forget to check out the video version!!)

Video Version!

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261: Casper Died Naked

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It’s the spooky season, and that means ghost, ghosts, ghosts!! But even ghosts have to follow the rules, so together we sort through all of the ghastly guidelines the ghosts of comics must follow! Can ghosts change clothes, or are they trapped in the outfits they died in? How do you explain the ghosts of characters who were retconned to have never died? How vengeful must you be to haunt the land of the living? All that, and we decide… whoooOOOooo is the greatest ghost of all? (And enjoy listening as that debate devolves into madness!)

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 12: My Tum-Tums Don’t Feel So Good

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It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 12!! WE’RE HERE!! WE MADE IT! Happy Pintmas! For the big day we’re talking about holiday traditions. What do your favourite comic characters do at Xmas? And by favourite, I mean Damien Hellstorm, Matter Eater Lad and several other choice cuts. Warning…. we get kind of filthy… especially for a christmas day show. Oh well. We gotta be us. Join us for the FINAL sips of the ol’ half pint. Cheers to everyone!!

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 10-He Always Looks Like He is Wet Anyway

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It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 10! The final stretch! Today we recast the Justice League movie…. all the characters, and we add a bunch more in to boot! Also listen to how much Bry loves Donald Glover. Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.I can see you through the bottom of my glass!
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pints 3-SHAZAM

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It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 3! Today we play nerd password! The boys scramble to get the other guy to guess a comic related word. Hilarity ensues. Join us for a few more sips of a half pint.

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 1-Scarf Val Kilmer or Sans Scarf?

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It’s that time of the season again! HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th! Episode 1! It begins here. With all the talk of the possible Disney/Fox deal, we cast an X-Factor film, but not how you’d expect! Join us for the first few sips of a half pint.

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