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460: A Couple of Bucks Short

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Do you have a mentor? Someone who helped guide you through the weirdness of life? Helped you with picking your first cape to go on patrol in? Or how to take down a sleezeball mugging an old lady at 40 yards? Or how to get bludgeoned with a crowbar…..yeek.
We’re talking mentors this week! From Batman to Green Arrow to Wolverine to ol’ horrible Chuck and many more.
Bry runs a Cosmo style quiz to see who Merk & Kyle would be be suited to be mentored by. And it ain’t Big Daddy.
We look at the high points (Speedy?) and the low points (Speedy?).
Merk also has a warm up talking about using the same actors over and over again in comic book movies. Jason Momoa, he’s looking at you.
Join us for this and so much more!

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459: Yadda Yadda Dumb Place

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2024 sure was a year that happened, huh? It really, really happened. Such an important, vital year. *Sigh* But hey! Some good stuff happened that year, and we’re gonna focus on it this week. What’s the GOOD stuff that we read? What’s the good stuff that we DIDN’T, and can we fix that? We’ll find out, this week, and then, eventually, this year, one assumes!

PS: There was also stuff that we didn’t like, and we do talk about that. It’s fine, because nothing’s perfect, and it’s crazy to expect anything to be.

 

 


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258: The Gunn Show (and other news)

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We haven’t done a news episode for a while, and there’s a whole bunch of somewhat-new and new-new stuff we want to talk about, so here we are!

The Superman teaser dropped (as well as the teaser to the teaser to the teaser) and we have some thoughts about the tone, the music, the haircuts, and of course Krypto! One or two Batman movies may or may not be delayed! The Creature Commandos will re-enlist for season two! Mike Flanagan writes Clayface! Over at Marvel Studios, Chris Evans returns again in Avengers: Doomsday — but will he also be playing Doctor Doom this time??

The Amazing Spider-Man is relaunching with a new #1 issue (again) but this time it’s got Joe Kelly, Pepe Larraz, and the ever-prolific John Romita Jr! Godzilla makes his triumphant return to Marvel, and he’s gonna atomic-blast the Fantastic Four! Boom Studios have left Diamond for a new distributor in Penguin Random House amongst retailer complaints about Diamond’s handling of some shipments. And more! More!!

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457: Godzilla and the Lake Michigan Jacuzzi

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It’s CHRISTMAS, baby!!
And the boys have a special Christmas episode for you!
GODZILLA!!
What’s says Holiday Love like a giant radioactive lizard?
It’s record time to listen to a Godzilla story from 1977.
Godzilla, String beans, nachos, aliens, bugs bunny and a Lake Michigan Jacuzzi!
Take a 30 minute Godzilla break today with us, won’t you?

 

 


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456 – A Yuletide Special

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As the days grow shorter and the nights grow colder, it’s time once again for Bry, Merk, and Kyle to celebrate the season, and to get a little silly about comic books and the holidays. This year, it’s a Lightning Round! Join us as we answer questions such as:

– Who loves Christmas more: Luke Cage, or Superman?
-Who plays who in the X-Men’s nativity scene?
-Who is (and isn’t) invited to Ben Grimm’s Hanukkah celebration?
-And, of course, is the rest of Ghost Rider’s body a skeleton or a skeletor?

Merry whatever, everyone!

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455: The Birthday Bunch

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Today is Bry’s birthday, and to celebrate he’s taking the reins for a birthday-themed variety show! First up, the boys perform a Dramatic Reading of the “Jughead” classic where Ms. Grundy is going to celebrate her birthday — whether she wants to or not! Then Kyle and Merk compete in a comic-character birthday quiz (don’t worry, there are plenty of hints)! And last, we discuss a very special birthday tale from The Amazing Spider-Man #500, where Peter Parker’s gift is a “greatest hits” of trauma and guilt, of course. BIRTHDAY!

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454: Don’t Buy Presents for a Dead Man

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It’s halfway between Halloween & Christmas and that can mean only one thing…..
CELERY DAY STALK SLAM!!!
The 4th episode in our annual event, we pit Christmas & Holiday Season characters against horror & Halloween related characters to the DEATH!!
Unless one of them just gives up, or they become friends or one sings an alluring song and seduces the other.
One of those things happens this episode.
Now we WOULD give you a heads up on who appears in this episode….

but why spoil the surprise?!?!
Take a listen and join us on a holiday journey …. fight club… kinda … thing. And seduction. And robots. And Dr Druid. And cats! We have cats!

 


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453: It’s Like a Lava Lamp

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This week, we’ve decided to take it easy. Notes? Plans? Preparation? Bah! We’re just goin’ with the flow, talking about:

-the new Absolute DC stuff
-The Penguin and Agatha All Along
-all of the new Marvel movie and TV stuff that’s coming soon-ish
-Nightwing!
-general baloney
And it’s Kyle’s birthday! Sure, it’s all about a month late, but hey, chill out, buddy.

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452: A Dell Comics Werewolf in Iqaluit

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It’s time to choose an adventure of our own (no trademark)!

Kyle guides Merk and Bry as they are suddenly contacted by one Al U. Card and one Frank Stone, also known as the infamous Dell Comics Dracula and Frankenstein! These spooky former superheroes recruit the boys to investigate the whereabouts of their old ally, The Werewolf (who is not actually a werewolf, nor is he a Wolfman™).

It’s an adventure of somewhat-international intrigue that leads them from Pennsylvania to Iqaluit, as they cross path with a clubbing robot, Jerry Seinfeld, and the memory-card-reading Gill Mantis as they’re faced with a nuclear plot that could spell doom for the world! Unless the powers of TEETH, EYES, EARS, and BAT and a set of three dice can save the day! (Roll for “save the day” by listening along!)

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451: Secret Ghost Town Hullabaloo

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We’re BACK!!! The archive site we used got hacked & attacked but we’re back! And yes, we know it’s November but we missed being able to post a lot of spooky stuff! So first up… SPOOKY LIGHTNING ROUND…  A series of short, random, all spooky related topics including…. Marvel Scarecrow vs DC Scarecrow! MFK the B-Lister Universal Monsters! Merk queries! A Junji Ito scary love fest! Is Caspar dead Richie Rich? And LOTS more!


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