Month: May 2020

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241: Justice League-The Craft Services Cut

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So … it’s finally happening. The elusive Snyder Cut will hit HBO Max next year. How? Why? What? WHAT?!?! And at twice the original length?!? We puzzle over how this will come about. Extra characters? Extra subplots? Mirrors? All without reshoots? But…. how? We’re baffled. Join us for this and lots more! Batwoman recasting! Mandalorian casting! We go over another #release’SOME DIRECTOR’S’ cut. And in a warm up we do a Snyderesque game of Character Storm! And we postulate on OTHER films that demand a director’s cut! #releasethefattermartiancut !

 

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240: Just a Green Bobby Hill

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Mother’s Day was, uh, almost two weeks ago… and to, um, celebrate… we’re talking about the worst-ever kids in comics! We compare the worst of the Robins! We discover the fourth, psychotic nephew of Donald Duck! We assemble an all-star team of shitty kids from comics! And, of course, we learn a very important lesson in symbiote reproduction techniques! And good god, so much more. Let’s get weird!!

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239: I’m Weisz to You

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So, this episode gets a little weird, for some reason! We’ve got some really interesting news about the current state of the comic book industry, and Merk has a very fun quiz, but then, in our main segment, which is supposed to be all about the current changes that are being, by necessity, forced on the MCU, the audio has been completely corrupted and
ｗ𝔼 ţα𝓛𝓀 Ａ𝓁ᒪ 𝐀𝔹σǗ𝐓 Ｂ𝓛𝐀ℂ𝐊 ωⓘ𝓓σฬ, ᗯ𝓗Ɨᑕʰ ᶤ’Ｍ şⓊ尺𝕖 𝐄𝓿έ𝕣ץｏ𝕟𝒆’𝕤 ѕ𝔢ᵉη Ãｔ 𝕥ʰ𝕚Ｓ Ƥ𝑜ι𝓃ᵗ, sσ ωｅ 𝔡𝕆𝓝’𝓉 яｅ𝔞Ⓛ𝐥Ｙ ℂ𝐨ᑎς𝐄𝐑ⓝ 𝓞ᑌяѕᗴᒪғ 𝐖ιŦᕼ şＰỖƗᒪᗴⓇ𝐒! ţⒽ𝕚ⓢ Ⓦ𝒶ｓ 𝐀 𝔠尺𝕒乙𝕪 Ｍ𝕠ν𝕚ⓔ ＡήⒹpefully it’s still mostly listenable. Again, though, our apologies!

 

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238: The Lumberjack Buddy Cop Movie

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This week is a delight! We return for another dramatic reading of a Fletcher Hanks masterpiece…. not one, but TWO Big Red McLane stories! Big Red McLane: King of the Northwoods! Let’s go lumberjackin’ eh?! These are hilarious. The engrossing absurdity of Fletcher Hanks is something everyone needs to experience. Join us as we talk about the Teenage Mutant Lumberjack Turtles, have a returning visit from Thomas Haden Church, discuss whether one fictional character makes something Cancon and come up with the greatest Canadian crossover event EVER….. BIG RED MCLANE and the LOG DRIVER’S WALTZ!!! Join us, won’t you?

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