Are you ready to get spooked out of your goddamned minds? This week we watch Man-Thing, the hottest Marvel movie of 2005 (look, the only competition it had was that Fantastic Four movie with Michael Chiklis). It’s free on Youtube! You can just watch it! It’s as if they know they aren’t going to be making the other $29 million of their $30 million budget back.
Also: who’s in charge of putting out bad Marvel stickers now, what are the highest-selling comics (and highest-selling places where you can buy comics), and who wants to play the Penguin now?
It’s a full-sized lightning round! Make yourself a team of Avengers, take down the Hulk with three trick arrows, and fix Free Comic Book Day! All that and so much more, it’s cazy how much more, this is a dense episode where we bounce all over the place. Stop reading this and press play!
Age of Ultron: bad event comic, pretty good movie! This week we run long… just like the movie! And we don’t get around to everything we talk about… just like the movie! Nitpicks, things we loved, and what comes next? Also: a game of “Who’s Your Favourite Chris”. This week on Zero Issues: Age of Coaltron!
Who lives? Who dies? We play God this week (lower case god? Upper case? Bry, you’re the expert, help me out), and talk about what comic book characters we don’t really want to see above ground anymore. Be warned: not everyone makes it out of this episode alive!
Hey, you guys like Daredevil? We sure do! We like gritty Daredevil, we like swashbuckling Daredevil, we like Affleck Daredevil, even… We like ’em all! Except Shadowland, Shadowland was dumb. Let’s chat about this fella!
Oh, and hey! Zero Issues is now one year old! It can walk, a little, and is real close to saying its first word. My guess for what that word will be: neeeeeerds.
We’re talking legacy characters this week! Batmans, Robins, Captains Marvel, Flashes… there are a lot of them! But what actually counts as a legacy character? We answer that question once and for all, so don’t debate it in the comments section. Don’t even do it, guy!
This week: We’ve got no topic. We’ve got no plan. But what we do have is a lot of beer and an extra-goofy sense of humour. So join us on a tipsy, uncharted journey into conversational mystery, starting with a minute and a half of crude dick jokes. (Hey, don’t say we didn’t warn you.)
We’re all about those locations where super heroes and villains live and meet (immediately dated joke avoided, hooray!) this week. Which one would we like to hang out in? Which Batcave is the best one? And many, many more questions! Really, several questions. We get into a quiz, it’s got questions!
It’s Valentines Day, so we’re getting sexy!*
Who hasn’t Wolverine slept with? Who are the perfect women for Superman and Spider-Man? Betty vs. Veronica (scram, Cheryl Blossom, you’re the Poochie of the Archie Universe!) We get far too sexually charged for an episode that was originally supposed to be about romance. Ooooh yeah.