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Episode 44: Lightning Round – Too Much Lightning

It’s a full-sized lightning round! Make yourself a team of Avengers, take down the Hulk with three trick arrows, and fix Free Comic Book Day! All that and so much more, it’s cazy how much more, this is a dense episode where we bounce all over the place. Stop reading this and press play!

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Episode 42: Age of Ultron – People Died For Sure

Age of Ultron: bad event comic, pretty good movie! This week we run long… just like the movie! And we don’t get around to everything we talk about… just like the movie! Nitpicks, things we loved, and what comes next? Also: a game of “Who’s Your Favourite Chris”. This week on Zero Issues: Age of Coaltron!

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Episode 40: The Cull List – AM I SHOUTING?

Who lives? Who dies? We play God this week (lower case god? Upper case? Bry, you’re the expert, help me out), and talk about what comic book characters we don’t really want to see above ground anymore. Be warned: not everyone makes it out of this episode alive!

We’re fine, though.

All of us are fine. Not dead.

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Episode 39: Daredevil – The Horniest Man in New York

Hey, you guys like Daredevil? We sure do! We like gritty Daredevil, we like swashbuckling Daredevil, we like Affleck Daredevil, even… We like ’em all! Except Shadowland, Shadowland was dumb. Let’s chat about this fella!

Oh, and hey! Zero Issues is now one year old! It can walk, a little, and is real close to saying its first word. My guess for what that word will be: neeeeeerds.

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Episode 38: Legacy – That’s Not a Legacy Character

We’re talking legacy characters this week! Batmans, Robins, Captains Marvel, Flashes… there are a lot of them! But what actually counts as a legacy character? We answer that question once and for all, so don’t debate it in the comments section. Don’t even do it, guy!

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Episode 36: Talkin’ – Morph Was the Buffalo


This week: We’ve got no topic. We’ve got no plan. But what we do have is a lot of beer and an extra-goofy sense of humour. So join us on a tipsy, uncharted journey into conversational mystery, starting with a minute and a half of crude dick jokes. (Hey, don’t say we didn’t warn you.)

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Episode 35: Headquarters – Meet Cliff Phantom

We’re all about those locations where super heroes and villains live and meet (immediately dated joke avoided, hooray!) this week. Which one would we like to hang out in? Which Batcave is the best one? And many, many more questions! Really, several questions. We get into a quiz, it’s got questions!

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Episode 34: Worst Villains – Welcome to Brick Town

By “worst” villains, we mean the most terrible.  By “terrible,” we mean, like, the ones that are really bad.  By “really bad…” I…

Look, we’re talking villains that suck, this week.  C-Listers, or the overused, or ones that were a product of their time.  Villains that aren’t especially good!

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Episode 32: Romance – Jor-El Brought it up Specifically

It’s Valentines Day, so we’re getting sexy!*
Who hasn’t Wolverine slept with? Who are the perfect women for Superman and Spider-Man? Betty vs. Veronica (scram, Cheryl Blossom, you’re the Poochie of the Archie Universe!) We get far too sexually charged for an episode that was originally supposed to be about romance. Ooooh yeah.

*Look, “sexy” is a relative term.

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