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140: Long Pause, Then a Sawhorse

Oh my! Today is a day the boys travel in time! Whether it’s to tell you the comic news (because it’s recorded several weeks before it airs!), or Bry goes to back over a decade to make a superhero movie better, or we go ALLLLL the way back and talk prehistoric characters…. this is the length they go to to entertain! You’ll hear such bits as…. the super soldier sermon…just going to get space cigarettes baby!… Lex needs a face on his tummy… that’s right, his last name is STEGRON!….his father was a neanderthal who was just set in his ways….this is the 30 seconds we talk about that comic we haven’t read…my favourite part is when they refer to dinosaurs as honkers… How old is Zabu? Cut it open and count the rings…so Tony Shalhoub takes up archery…. AND SO MUCH MORE!!!! Join us, won’t you…

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138: Deviant Gene Is My Favourite Hardcore Band

Today is storytime! The boys create spellbinding stories linking the unlinkable, saying the unthinkable, skating the unrinkable! It’s the Connections Game! Hear stories linking Scooby Doo to HP Lovecraft to Mad Max! Roger the Humunculus to Shazam and a mother box! And SO MUCH MORE! All that AND a SUPER quiz by Bry Bry! And have you ever thought about how many times someone was just punched into space in the comics? Us too….. well, NOW we have. All that plus a sack o’ news! Saddle up kids! Time for storytime! Oh and happy Valentines Day. Whatever.

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133: I Can’t Believe DC Ate All Those Dogs

A new year has arrived, landed upon our doorstep like a much needed word of encouragement after a year of wtf moments. For the first episode of 2018 we do a year in review….we have to…. just to make sense of it all. The Marvel PR nightmare that was 2017 obviously dominates the look back but we also talk comics we enjoyed and then turn our gaze ever forward….. 2018, what will you bring? There is light on the horizon, starting with Snagglepuss. We also talk Diamond distribution. What will the year bring for the monopoly? And personal creations… what are Bry, Kyle & Merk up to comic wise? All that plus- Kyle explores what superheroes do to make ends meet. Doc Oc’s Otto shop? And Bry has an episode of League of Baldos with our first bald woman entry!! And no, it’s not that woman from the Star Trek film. Join us!!!

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 12: My Tum-Tums Don’t Feel So Good

It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 12!! WE’RE HERE!! WE MADE IT! Happy Pintmas! For the big day we’re talking about holiday traditions. What do your favourite comic characters do at Xmas? And by favourite, I mean Damien Hellstorm, Matter Eater Lad and several other choice cuts. Warning…. we get kind of filthy… especially for a christmas day show. Oh well. We gotta be us. Join us for the FINAL sips of the ol’ half pint. Cheers to everyone!!

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 11-I Don’t Think That’s How Plants Work


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 11!! Oh sweet baby Jesus, we’re almost there! Today, not one, but TWO dramatic reads! One is ULTRA fantastic and the other will take you to the DARKSEID! Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.Getting to the dregs… of the beer! Of the beer! This episode is TOP NOTCH! 
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 10-He Always Looks Like He is Wet Anyway


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 10! The final stretch! Today we recast the Justice League movie…. all the characters, and we add a bunch more in to boot! Also listen to how much Bry loves Donald Glover. Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.I can see you through the bottom of my glass!
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 9-A Gallon of Beard Oil


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 9!! Today we pull cards randomly from a stack of Marvel 1991 trading cards and ask very important christmas questions. What would Iron Fist buy for Iron Fist? Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.We’re getting close to the bottom of the glass….
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 8-You Just Think you can Smell it


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 8! A game of CHARACTER STORM!!! Kyle comes up with character names and Bry & Merk flesh out ridiculous powers & backstories! Also listen to Bry pick a fight with Rob Schneider. Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint. 
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pints 7-Either Die a Hero or Become a Devito


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 7! Today we cast celebrities in their own comic series. You’ll learn there are two kinds of people…. a Perlman or a Devito. Which are you? Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 6-Combo Pack of Beers from Around the Galaxy

It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 6! We talk the Justice League Secret Santa tradition. Who gets what for who and why and for how much? PLUS we discuss the delish beer we’re drinking…. it’s from ZERO ISSUES BREWERY!!! I know right?!?!!? Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.

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