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177: Christma-ka-ka-KOOM!

Christmas day is almost here, so it’s time to celebrate with a LIGHTNING ROUND in your stocking! (You… you heard us!)

Join us on a fast-paced, maaaybe raunchier-than-usual mad journey as we pitch comic holiday specials (including the returns of Jeremy Piven Hawkeye and Scott Bakula Deadman), come up with new toy lines in a Character Storm, compete in a holiday comics quiz, decide which heroes and villains believe in the War on Christmas, and perform a Dramatic Reading of the time the Avengers went up against SANTRON! Oh, and more. So much more!

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176: Batman’s Super Smooth Running Machine Christmas

Well it’s that time of year….. Time for the Zero Issues Boys to put together a little audio cheer in podcast form. This week’s cheerful bliss comes in the form of a Batman story on vinyl, telling the bizarre tale of Batman, Robin and Robin’s replacement, Dr John, as they sing Christmas carols, run in flip flops and and swing on chandeliers in homeless shelters. Join us for this short tale of Gotham’s miserable Christmas, won’t you?

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 12: My Tum-Tums Don’t Feel So Good

It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 12!! WE’RE HERE!! WE MADE IT! Happy Pintmas! For the big day we’re talking about holiday traditions. What do your favourite comic characters do at Xmas? And by favourite, I mean Damien Hellstorm, Matter Eater Lad and several other choice cuts. Warning…. we get kind of filthy… especially for a christmas day show. Oh well. We gotta be us. Join us for the FINAL sips of the ol’ half pint. Cheers to everyone!!

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 11-I Don’t Think That’s How Plants Work


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 11!! Oh sweet baby Jesus, we’re almost there! Today, not one, but TWO dramatic reads! One is ULTRA fantastic and the other will take you to the DARKSEID! Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.Getting to the dregs… of the beer! Of the beer! This episode is TOP NOTCH! 
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 10-He Always Looks Like He is Wet Anyway


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 10! The final stretch! Today we recast the Justice League movie…. all the characters, and we add a bunch more in to boot! Also listen to how much Bry loves Donald Glover. Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.I can see you through the bottom of my glass!
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 9-A Gallon of Beard Oil


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 9!! Today we pull cards randomly from a stack of Marvel 1991 trading cards and ask very important christmas questions. What would Iron Fist buy for Iron Fist? Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.We’re getting close to the bottom of the glass….
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 8-You Just Think you can Smell it


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 8! A game of CHARACTER STORM!!! Kyle comes up with character names and Bry & Merk flesh out ridiculous powers & backstories! Also listen to Bry pick a fight with Rob Schneider. Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint. 
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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pints 7-Either Die a Hero or Become a Devito


It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 7! Today we cast celebrities in their own comic series. You’ll learn there are two kinds of people…. a Perlman or a Devito. Which are you? Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pint 6-Combo Pack of Beers from Around the Galaxy

It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 6! We talk the Justice League Secret Santa tradition. Who gets what for who and why and for how much? PLUS we discuss the delish beer we’re drinking…. it’s from ZERO ISSUES BREWERY!!! I know right?!?!!? Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.

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Zero Issues Holiday Half Pints 5-Hiram Lodge is Ghost Dad

It’s that time of the season again!
HOLIDAY HALF PINTS!!! 12 mini episodes leading up to Dec 25th!
Episode 5! Archie horror comics abound and now there’s an announcement of the next addition to that line-VAMPIRONICA! So the boys delve deep and come up with their own suggestions for a line of horrorifical Riverdalian titles! Join us for a few more sips of the ol’ half pint.

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